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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Male Pregnancy..!!!!!

"As part of a fertility research project, a male scientist agrees to carry a pregnancy in his own body." - This is the plot outline for the movie "JUNIOR", where Arnold Schwarzenegger is in leading role and gets pregnant..

Imagine the world with all the men getting pregnant..!!

I would never have come across to this topic of Male Pregnancy, not but for Anatomy department asking a 3 marker on it..

I was dismantled when I saw this question on paper, which was so standard but for this..!!!

I tried to think for the ways this is possible -
- Implantation on some viscera in peritoneal cavity..
- If Ectopic Abdominal Pregnancy is possible then even Male Pregnancy is..
- What about the hormonal environment..!!? Give supplements may be..!!
- What if there is a rupture..!!? After all ruptured abdominal ectopic is the most common cause of death in women, so why not in men too..!!
- How to deliver? CS, ofcourse..!!

I never got so many of my thoughts right.. When I searched for Male Pregnancy, these were the exact things discussed.. Logically thinking there is no other way too..!!

This is what I was able to find out:

Mr Lee Mingwei
Yes, this is our first pregnant male ever..

In vitro fertilization (IVF) techniques were used to induce an ectopic pregnancy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal cavity, just under the peritoneum.

1. HORMONES
Oral doses of female hormones were administered to Mr. Lee to make him receptive to the pregnancy.

2. IMPLANTATION
IVF techniques were used to induce an ectopic pregnancy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal cavity, just under or into the peritoneum. There is a severe risk of massive hemorrhage when the ectopic ruptures; which as I said is the most common cause of women dying in pregnancy.

3. EMBRYO GROWTH
Once implantation was complete, Mr. Lee stopped taking hormones, because the pregnancy itself, as expected, took over. The embryo secretes sufficient hormones to maintain its own growth and development.

4. GROWTH OF THE FETUS
The duration of the pregnancy has been surprisingly normal, i.e. fetal heart monitoring, chorionic villus sampling, ultrasound scanning, and a constant watch over Mr. Lee's health and his enlarging stomach. Men, as they grow older, have already learned to cope with a steadily expanding waistline. Well, Granted, but come onnnnnnnnnnn, this is a bit different.

5. DELIVERY
The delivery will requires Cesarean section to remove the baby and the placenta. Removal of the placenta is the real danger because it forms such intimate connections with surrounding vessels that massive hemorrhage is likely. Implantation may have also involved other structures in the abdomen, including the bowel and it is possible that parts of other organs may need to be removed. Several physicians who are well-accustomed to advanced and dangerous forms of ectopic pregnancies will be on-hand to handle any complications.


Some say its about flirting with God & to do this is so unlike humane..!!
I am against those who think like that atleast..!!
If science tried develop something new, it should be encouraged, after all it was the choice of Mr. Lee himself to be pregnant..

All we can do is to wish luck for his and his baby's good health..!!

Here is an interesting conversation between Mr. Lee and Janice, who took his interview.. Its really interesting what Mr. Lee thinks about being pregnant, he comes up with some real good answers.. Check THIS out..




Well there has also been cases of Male pregnancy in cases of Intersex, but that is highly unusual..!!

All considered, Still Male pregnancy is in experimental phase..!!
Though asking it in exams is as cynical as one can get..!!
Oh someone, let them know that even 1st child by a male is not born yet..!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Fool se Fun ka Funda...!!!!

..............................1st April.......................................

Only one thing comes in mind.. How to make a fool of FOOLS.... lolzzzzzzz...

I tried searching where was the origin of this day.. Got even more perplexed.. Wikipedia has as worst of literature written over this topic as it can get.. If you are patient enuf to go through it, do make me understand the exact origin..!!!


Nyways, So I was talking bout 1st of April.. The one that values the most its 1st April, 2008..

And there was carved the deadliest of Idea in my mind, which I managed to describe it as a CRUEL IDEA when I told Nids, another companion, who ll make this seemingly Cruel Idea a reality..

It all started in my devilish mind, thinking to screw up three fools in the most mind-breaking way (Now that they are certified, Aki, Don and Namu, I wish there was a prefix for Fools as there is for a doc)

Oh, I had a GF, Dint I?
How can she ever think of Dumping me..!!!!
Well she did...!!!
Not a good idea..!!!
See how I was broken up..
My poor heart pounding thousand times a sec..!!

They felt my pain..
They felt my sorrow..
They saw my smile getting lost in an abyss..
They tried vanishing the term abyss..
They failed..
They found my helplessness..
They found my GF's mistakes..
Only conclusion - Why not go JAB WE MET way..!!?
They asked for a photograph (I smirked in my mind as from where to produce one)
They asked for her number (I was afraid it would ring Nids mobile...!!!)
They threatened to go on fast (They wouldn't have, if they knew the chocs I had in my bag)

Andddddddd came the moment of declaration..
The Oscar(I wish there was a bigger award than this) was awarded to the one and only...



The expressions they had, surprise filled with anger(though they dint show it up to my expectations, Thank God)
I wish I had cameras everywhere..
Cause those were the best cuts for the best videos ever captured..!!!


My intention was never to play with their emotions though I did..
Probably the best way to justify is I got what I wanted..

The way they cared for me
The way they supported me
The way they defended me
Those were the moments that will be carved for ever..

I remember Nids telling them, "Tame loko e je reply kaira che last night (to support me), I am proud of u"


Even more than being proud, I am obliged..
I felt like one thing I can hold on to for this jerkish April fool is the intent of the care for me..

Couldn't have got better response from u D4..!!
Luv u all..!!

Finesse of Fortune

... Referring to my previous post, I may seem more confused than ever...
... Something is just being added to that again, to increase it even more...

... Confused in selection of my universities, their acceptances adds more to the same...

... Got my acceptances from all 6 universities I applied to (I am not counting UMDNJ, cause they are jerks not to understand that our degree certificate comes after June, only after which i can submit it, they just stick to their May deadline) ...

... What to do? What not to? Where to go? Where not to?...

... To start with I dint expect acceptances from all the unis and now that I have it, it screws me up real big as to which uni I must go to..

... I think the toss up may be between Houston and SLU (Drexel could have been there but they dint offer me scholarship, so I ll need to kick them with the fees they have)

... Houston becomes clear favourite being ranked in top 10.. SLU gives competition cause they offer scholarship + They are ranked 4th in research which may help in residency who knows...

... The best thing to do for me is not to think and do what I feel like the very last moment..
... Oh I have my USMLE Step 1, I just forgot...!!!

... M I online now? I think you are wrong..!!!!!